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7 January 2004

Back Together With Matt

A few weeks ago, I "broke up" with my pretend boyfriend, Supervisor and former mayoral candidate Matt Gonzalez.

Now, it's not that I can't share Matt; he's a public servant, after all, and I knew that when I got into this imaginary relationship. But I'd heard a rumor that he'd been spotted at a neighborhood bar with a leggy blonde woman, and I was disappointed that he (or, rather, the rumormongers) didn't have more imagination than that. Now, if he were rumored to have been spotted with someone along the lines of Björk or Aimee Mullins, that would have been cool.

But it's funny how a little attention can change a girl's mind. I think I'll get back together with Matt now, since he finally replied to my email messages! OMG OMG OMG HE'S TALKING TO ME! Hee. *self-smack*

From Matt.Gonzalez@sfgov.org Wed Jan 7 10:59:29 2004
Subject:
To: laurel@smartacus.org
From: Matt Gonzalez <Matt.Gonzalez@sfgov.org>
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 10:58:38 -0800

Laurel,

I'm just catching up on my email at work... As you can imagine I've been recovering from my election effort...defeat...whatever... (this has consisted mainly of hiding out and relaxing... ) but now I'm back at work...

Anyway... thanks for your playful emails... sorry the mayoral boyfriend thing isn't going to work out...

But...I could talk to Newsom for you if you like?

Matt Gonzalez

Newsom? Ew, no thanks.

Meanwhile, all the hip SF chicks continue to pine publicly for Matt.

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